What he’s missing is that it doesn’t have to be Wonder Woman OR Sarah Connor— we can have BOTH. They’re completely different women, because there isn’t just one type of woman, and the idea that we can only have one archetype of feminist icon is fucking stupid.

Okay, I actually am in a polyamorous relationship, and have been since about 2001, and I can tell MVP that there’s actually a term for the bullshit her boyfriend is pulling. It’s called “Relationship Broken? Add More People!”, and it refers specifically to the kind of person who thinks that polyamory is a solution to…

No he does not.

YES! Happened to me in college. Boyfriend wanted to be able to see other people, I reluctantly agreed and ended up with an awesome, sexy, funny, cool dude. Guess who was really pissed off and wasn’t getting any???? HA HA

Sad but true. Even sadder? He probably thinks suggesting polyamory is some kind of Machievellian master plot, while everyone else can see right through it.

Opposite note for MVP. Your dude will be deeply sorry when he finds out you could have a revolving door of lovers at your beck and call. I swear every other story I hear of a guy wanting an open relationship ends in him finding out that you will have a LOT easier time finding lovers then he ever will. And once the…

Right?! This has been the theme of men making this suggestion since the dawn of time.

Dear MVP, dump your current boyfriend and enjoy your life.

Dear MVP,

I read this title as “ my boyfriend wants new pussy but still needs to split the rent cost”

“Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” - Margaret Atwood

I guess you can’t fully dismiss the idea that he could just be a serial killer; however, the fact that he knew she would be connected to him makes you think that whatever happened was an impulsive act—that there was no reasoning and that it was instead about rage or fear.

Maybe she laughed at him?

I just want to know..... why? Why the hell did he do this to her? What was his fucked up teasoning?

How many other people do you think he’s killed and cut up? You don’t do that just once.

If a young girl is spending hours on makeup specifically for a guy? Yeah I can see how that would warrant a chat or two to make sure they knew the difference between doing things YOU want to do and doing them because dudes/society expect you to.

I’ll have you know I waste time in myriad ways-putting crap on my face is just one of them, and it’s nowhere close to being the most frivolous.

Make up is also a way of building community for lots of young people (men and women), a form of self-expression, an artistic outlet... it’s a lot more than a waste of time.

The only way I could imagine a body appearing in pieces is if it was snacked upon. But we’re talking Copenhagen bay, not the coast of South Africa. I don’t think they have big enough sharks.

Uhhhh ... throwing a body overboard and then lying about it doesn’t seem like a natural way to respond to an accident at sea. If this really is her body, then dismembering the body of the accident victim seems like a really unusual decision.