Reminds me of the time my fourth-grade teacher said Jews were sad because they don’t get to celebrate Christmas.

Yeah but we don’t have to masturbate. Every time a woman has a period, though, she’s a murderer. It’s science. That’s why women are meant to be subservient- so the men in their lives can keep them pregnant and not potential baby murderers that make God mad. We’re keeping them out of Hell! Frankly they should be…

At home locked in a safe is the best place for them.

I’m 41 and to say that my politics have shifted a great deal from where I was in my 20s is a huge understatement. Back then, I was more or less half-assedly liberal, but more go-with-the-flow. Now? Oh hell no. I’ve swung WAY left and I’m way louder and more radical than I ever was. My mom, who is in her 60s is even…

“Conservatives follow the rules and work hard for what they want,” she recalled a fourth grade teacher lecturing. “Liberals are loosey-goosey, they ignore rules and kill babies. Now, which are you: conservative or liberal?”

This protest is even more on-point considering the sale of sex toys was illegal in Texas until 2008.

I saw pictures of this event, in which people were wearing T-shirts with a dildo variation of the Gonzales flag. They read “Take It And Come.”

Thanks for the clarification! I’m not surprised UT Austin is such a vocal detractor.

the campus didn’t want it, in fact, most public and even private universities didn’t want it. the Texas state legislature rammed this on all Texas public colleges and universities.

As an alum, I want to be clear. The campus isn’t allowing anything. The state lege is and the campus has fought it all along but as a state school, has run out of options to prevent it. Profs have resigned over it.

I find it endlessly baffling that masturbation is more offensive than mass murder.

there is a word. “Texas.”

That old saying “Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me” is just so on point here.

The fact this campus is willingly allowing guns despite the 8/1/66 massacre is such a level of tone deafness that I don’t think a word has been invented for it.

I think a strong argument could be made for an “I’m the Oprah of dickage” shirt, too.

10/10 would wear.

I like this Jessica Jin. She’s a good egg.