Yup - colored string, thin metallic ribbons, really anything that would stand out against your hair color was fair game. Good times!

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who thought that.

Back in the day we also used to braid crucifixes & beer pop-tabs into our bangs; but not loop earrings, because that’d be just asking to have it ripped out in the pit.

“festooned” = neato. or maybe swell.

She looks very pretty.

Festooned is never out of style, by golly! I also love that shade, but it would look awful on me, so instead I will eye Xtina with jealousy in my heart.

I love that hair color and Christina looks the best she has in years. I feel like it’s a stretch to call it pierced but I imagine the word festooned is way too dated.

Plus - it still is.

it’s completely, totally possible for your SO to NEVER CHANGE.

So true. I finally came to this realization back when I left a guy I’d dated basically my entire teenage/early adult life. While he wasn’t on the same level as Ozzy Osbourne, he was a mess and a half and I basically kept his life together the whole time we were dating, even though he was pretty awful and ungrateful to…

I can guarantee you she’s fucking tired of it.

If he does have Parkin Syndrome, I doubt that the recreational drugs helped.

Good on her for deciding to move on. She’s got plenty of more interesting things to do with her life than babysitting a grown man.

Ozzy’s too fried to be aware of what he’s had.

Well, fuck, if he hasn’t gotten on that stick by now it’s time to start.

Shit’s hard being married to the prince of darkness. No lie I’m sure.

Without getting into a long thing here about aging and watching one’s friends dealing with the effects of aging (illness, dying) who can blame her? She’s spent the past 33 years cleaning up Ozzy’s messes. Maybe she’s tired of it.

Perhaps he relapsed. Again. She doesn’t need that shit. She’s not Ozzy’s mommy. Drug addicts who don’t take care of themselves have a way of turning loved ones into caretakers.

Girl, sing my song. I hope she doesn’t regret the years she put in, but good on her for drawing the line. I’m almost certain my dad and step-mother are together because they’re in their late 60's/early 70's, and are scared to be alone.

Based on everything I’ve seen of Ozzy in the past 10 years, I can’t imagine he is physically able to cheat. He just stumbles around muttering incoherently.