Definitely.

- Mother of Dragons

Trump’s nickname skills are weaker than Ted Cruz’s handshake.

THAT LAST TWEET THO

Uh...Trump you have taken a basic statistic course have you? Did you read the part where it says “the margin sampling error is +/- 3 percentage points”?

access into a very hot secret nightclub located in the foyer of every ladies room

It’d be interesting to count how many times the Republicans have invoked their masculinity, specifically, as a means of garnering support for their ideas. It’s so common it goes unnoticed.

I’m just going to repost my comment from the original The Slot post.

that little girl in the pic from wisconsin is great. she’s all, ‘i see you, america. i see what you’re tryna do to my future. well, we’ll see who has the last laugh when social security’s abolished and you all have to go work at a walmart at 85.’

Is he eating food? OR IS IT THE FLESH OF HUMANS?!

I don’t normally like to comment on people’s looks but since he is all up in the business of my uterus, I am just gonna say that he has a real unappealing face...punchable and frightening and creepy all at once.

Doesn’t this just describe most 60's content? I feel like everything we see from that era was PSA-esque. Although maybe it’s because not everything was recorded back then, thus our limited outlook into that era.

Instagram picture of Rose? I don’t know if I’m being a hater but for some weird reason the above picture bugs the hell out of me. All that money and this is your choice of alcohol? I mean you can do better man.

I have a side-gig as an academic article editor. I’m SURE Cosmo editors are more glam and interesting, but uhm, what is the attraction? Do they have secrets to combat eyestrain? Do they wear something not elastic waistbandy when they work at home? Do they not lollygag on Jezebel when they need to meet a deadline,…

Whatever, as long as they are making people cry, I am okay with this. I mean, I will never ever ever watch it, I will be busy watching things like my sink faucet dripping for hours on end. Or the ceiling fan that is not on but I swear to god it just wiggled. Or my jar of pens.

I’m distracted by the fact that if they leave the wine sitting out in the sun like that, it's going to taste like ass.

Goddamn, that comment was good, Hollylujah. My hat’s off to you.

also bluegrass didn’t originate with black people. I give them credit for a lot of music but that’s not one of them and it definitely is a big part of where country came from.

Also, this is the definitive comment on Ft. Lauderdale, courtesy of native daughter Exene Cervenka: