🎶 Come little children, I’ll take thee awaaaayyy... 🎶

Fiorina’s go-to is exploiting children.

They are now stationed outside the elevator doors in the Overlook Hotel because they want us to play with them

If you listen to this song, 7 days later you will run a corporation into the ground.

Drop a few words and you can make this bit work to the tune of Last Caress:

Cruz had something to say
Thing weren’t going his way
He summoned from a twilight sleep
Fiorina to be his veep

You go, GOP!!! Don’t allow lack of experience, zero knowledge of civics and American history, declaring bankruptcies to get out debts when you have millions in the bank, golden parachutes for diminished profits, redefining self-made with inherited money, unshamed bigotry,and blatant hypocrisy stop your dreaming. The…

You might think they’d have learned something from 2008 and Sarah Palin but you’d be wrong.

These neverending primaries
are driving me ‘round the bend,
If there’s a just god above us,
it will all. soon. END.

Well, we can’t say he isn’t making it entertaining for all of us. Sure, pick someone whom Trump has already run roughshod over and knocked out of the running. I suppose it will help Hillary though, since Trump will turn the full force of his misogyny onto Fiorina again for a few news cycles.

If Carly Fiorina was a liberal god send destined to defend reproductive rights, repeal the second amendment, expand universal health care, implement policies to confront the very real issues of race in our society, and cure AIDS, I would still think this singing was creepy as fuck.

Cruz is trying to get the women’s vote by picking Fiorina is like Trump trying to get the black vote by picking Bill Cosby.

“In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made School Boards.”

Imagine the parents that complained. IMAGINE THEM.

If you ask me, that’s why locally elected schoolboards should be outlawed across the country. They’ve been dumbing down our schools for decades.

What about sausage wallet?

If you don’t talk about anything related to bodies or sex then the kids will never know or wonder until their extremely virginal selves get “the talk” the night before their weddings, right? That’s totally how it works!

Words like cooch, winky, tinkle, clam, staff, member, peach, dick, pussy, beef-thermometer, fanny, the d, fur burger, waffle, salami, box, beaver, dong, hoo-hoo, knob, poontang, twat, kielbasa, bologna pony, quim, ding-a-ling, etc, are words that may be considered vulgar for sex ed.

The stupidest thing about this particular instance of censorship is that the teacher is speaking about the artwork and the anatomy in the only proper way. She’s right- comparing O’Keefe’s work to “ladybits” or “peepees” or whatever is diminishing of both the art and of women in general and the girls in the class. It…

Wint had only been in trouble with the administration once before—when she had hung a student-made sign behind her desk reading “Marriage is about love, not gender.”

You know what, it’s because of shit like this that, despite owning one, I didn’t know the word “vagina” until I was 7. These kids are like 13. Are they not supposed to know the proper words for body parts?