I no longer have furniture, and am laying on a foamie watching Daredevil season 2. I wish I had pez

Get more Pez!!!!

Small update, I have ate all the pez. I am not sure what to do with my life now.

She is adorable.

Dr. Zaius.... Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius.... Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius.... Dr. Zaius oooooohhhhhhhhh

I swear he's now using full strength iodine on his face. Or the elevated parts of it, anyhow. He looks like he's been prepped for surgery and forgotten about in the shot above.

eek. Sorry, I commented about his cover pose before reading your comment. I feel sure if his hands had been out of his pockets, he’d have signed RIGHT OVER THEM. With the letter “D” Make that “n”

Unless he’s white knuckling the magazine, his hand is about 50 shades less orange than his face.

Pristine synonymous with virginal. They want to fantasize about being the first to “pierce” that.

They have a reputation to uphold of being fine, upstanding citizens though and we all know having an “odd” piercing is the first visible sign of criminal-like behavior. Open carry is totally cool though.

Let’s not forget the subtext here. I’m pretty sure they also mean white.

I think there’s significant overlap in that venn diagram :/

What if she looks 27, but is 30? And what if she’s a size 6, but still looks skinny?

I nearly spit out the soup I was eating when I came to “Zoidberging out of there.”

Frankly I am surprised at that age range. Usually they like them younger so they can train them to be good submissive wives. Or do I have these guys confused with the evangelicals?

Now I’m envisioning an undercover activist wearing a tear-off outfit taking the job and then halfway through the event, when the line is longest, tearing off her clothes and screaming LOOK AT MY PIERCED CLITORIS YOU GUN-TOTING MONSTERS and then Zoidberging out of there.

If’s she’s young and hot I doubt any in the under 30 crowd (for that matter under 45) would mind an “odd” piercing.

Not knowing these tips (and the science behind them) is not dumb. I doubt many people do know the real ins and outs of it all. And why wouldn’t someone who is inexperienced with this want to research it so they know what they’re up against? That makes no sense. You are looking at this purely from your own personal…

I don’t find articles about not drinking and talk about how great beer is.