Nah, don’t worry — Pence still can’t get people to recognize him or know that he’s running for VP. He’s still "now who’s this guy again?”

Simple case of Montezuma’s Revenge would also do.

Old views of rape when the law was written. Only p-in-v counts; only strangers count; spouses don't count; only brute force counts. Everything else = Not Rape. We've slowly been chipping away at the spouse/stranger/force bullshit as evolution moves forward, but not till now has unconsciousness been directly addressed.…

Only a little surprised at the total unanimousness— Otherwise no! I am proud of California being properly Californian this time.

But they’re delicious! Treat it like a dessert, on a hot day, and there’s nothin’ better. Make it into salty popsicles, nom.

I’m guessing they designed it that way, for easier exploitin’.

Ears being an erogenous zone, hairstyles that revealed them were a casualty of the Victorian era— just like the legs of furniture, because they made you think of actual legs, which made you think of sex, which was bad.

Just drop ALL of these knucklewalking rapist motherfuckers off a cliff awready. ALL OF THEM. Nothing of value would be lost. I am so sick of hearing about this bullshit.

The SPLC may not be a government agency, but the government listens to them & respects their opinions.

*whew!* Runes, I expected. If it were Vonnegut, I was about to be really really pissed that I needed to throw out my signed copy of Breakfast of Champions.

Ohhh, gurrrrl. “Legal” does not mean “right”, which was what the good Dr King was getting at.

I’m Italian-American, which didn’t get promoted to “honorary white” until the 1980s or so— but much of the country does consider me “white”. But the rest, well, the jury is still out on the Eye-Talians— THOSE people would damn well not want me in their gene pool. I’m light-olive, so whatevs.

Right? I wonder what he’d do if you pointed out that he is now approximately 65% black. Bluish-inky-black, anyway.

I love making their heads explode by asking “Who?” after every other incomprehensible word that comes out of their mouths. When the vein in their forehead begins to throb more than 6 inches off the plane of their skull, you know you’ve won.

... and education. Educate people to be able to do more than perform 1 action on an assembly-line or checking out groceries. The bar has been raised. But education spending has not.

... and make sure you do a hit of helium before every time you open your mouth to speak into a microphone. We want maximum shrillness outta you, Shalom!

I always felt bonded to him because we both had that electric hair. That patented Gene Wilder Frizz. The kind of hair that no amount of gel can do a thing with. I am still waiting for the day when it comes into fashion for women. In the meantime, I am considering a second career as a mad scientist, just so that my…

A drug dealer turned DA? Wow, ok bro, totally credible. Hoooo. I feel for the poor folks who live where he’s in charge of representing them.

Absolutely! Nothing shuts down trust in science like a gool ol plague - - and explaining the science behind it didn’t convince them it wasn’t a plague.

It’s getting worse. Now we have internet, now everyone is a self-styled expert, now they no longer believe /respect scientific authority. Mind you, *questioning* authority is a good thing— but when that authority shows you the proof, and you still double down & insist on believing your Feelings / Faith instead, you’re…