Isn’t one of these guys a rapist? Or am I just confusing all sportsball players again?

WAT

Srsly life is too short.

Little dinky digital cameras are not your friend— I imagine HDTV would be doubly bad!

And it tastes the same when you throw it up as it did on the way down.

the possibility that the reclaimed-wood-and-artisanal-food craze will die off, to be supplanted by a wave of enthusiasm for ‘80s nostalgia that encompasses $17 cocktails made out of, yes, pure frozen concentrated orange juice, straight out of the can.

I don’t get it— are people supplying their own senior portraits from outside, now? Don’t they usually get their picture taken inside, in the school, by the hired photographer, against a uniformly dull backdrop? Or are selfies the new Thing for school yearbooks?

AND is still anti-choice! Wotta loser. Missssss-ter Family Values.

Those alt-right cunts will probably canonize him in 3.... 2....

“Weiner” means winemaker. “Wiener” means you’re from Vienna. But it’s still the second one you want to make the sausage joke.

Gurl, many women will tell you the same thing: anything more than a mouthful is, meh, window-dressing. Pussy’s only got nerve-endings for the first 3 inches in, anyway.

FAR too emotional and selfish to be trusted with power!

He wants to be a Bad Boy— and normal outlets, likesay hiring someone to spank him & call him a bad boy, just aren’t enough. He wants to get caught, to be embarrassed in his own career, to embarrass his wife in her career. Selfish swine.

That blows my mind— even knowing how stupid some of those WaPo columnists are, that one takes the Twinkie. Her decision to leave their son with his father has now become “a potentially dangerous situation”. Like she was expected to know he’d pull this shit with the baby? With what crystal ball was she supposed to know…

You can still be shocked— but not surprised.

I just saw an exact paraphrase of this on the WaPo comments section about Weiner! I stole it, too. xD

Well said! I just tried to articulate the same thing upthread— that people have spent decades of time & millions of dollars trying to pin things on Hillary Clinton, and kept failing every time— but yours is much clearer & better. I love the metaphor of the smoke machine.

The more you dig, the less you find, and the more convinced you become that you simply need to keep digging!