I didn’t see it coming at all, and it was a punch in the gut. I guess I’m thick.

I went to check out Ponds on Amazon and read this hilarious ad copy:

I went to check out Ponds on Amazon and read this hilarious ad copy:

If there were CLOWN SIGHTINGS in my town? Me. I would carry a machete.

ffs even the ghost is pink. That looks dumb.

Thanks for the “helpful” hint, but there are thousands of public examples of people telling women not to breastfeed publicly citing ‘discretion’ or ‘modesty’ but I have yet to see one in which the offended party expresses concern about the milk itself. Can you show me one?

I know that some people have the time/ability/stress-management tools to cook and present multiple dishes for many people (just thinking about the timing does my head in) but I am not one of these people. I am not hosting a party in which I stay sober and in the kitchen. Potlucks are my friend.

Re: “Everyone who I have ever encountered who has objected to public breastfeeding has pointed to the boobs as the problem.”

There is a lot of gross Polish food. It’s not all pierogies and kielbasa.

I have never seen The Piano, but am I the only one who loves and mourns House of Lies? Come on, it’s so good!

Jezebel rules! Stay outta Riverdale!

THIS IS HOW I WOULD USE MY FAME, IF I HAD ANY.

I had the opposite issue, as I’d only heard him on podcasts!

I’m an English major and I didn’t know how to spell his name because I’d only heard him on podcasts.

My two cents: I was aware that alligators are in Florida, given that I saw them when I was on vacation as a kid, but it still wouldn’t occur to me that they would be on Disney property. I may just not have known that they were so common, or thought that tourist-heavy areas would be protected somehow. It just wouldn’t…

James Corden can do Guns and Ships at the right speed. RESPECT.

Lower Bay station: what would film studios and Nuit Blanche do without it?

My boyfriend thinks he just walked past her in Toronto.

This was really interesting and well-written. Also: I’d really like to own a shirt that says Namaste, Cuntface.

http://dnamydog.com/

Let’s make this happen, people! I’m on my third glass of wine and I need your dogs!