You do?

“That’s a long conversation” translates as “I am not going to argue my bigoted point with you on record”.

every time i hear his name, all I hear: but sponges, but sponges

Remember when Jezebel was anti body-snarking? Anyone? Anyone?

So the cheerleaders, who are also professional athletes, are supposed to make ends meet via ... what, exactly? Fucking the team and hopefully getting a few bills shoved their way in return? How nice and open-minded of these conservative fucksticks to show their support for prostitution.

This is why whenever I need to get some food, I just go to the supermarket and hang out by the checkout. I get to be in close proximity to people who have food, which is the same as having it, yourself.

Cigarettes. In fancy bowls. Everywhere. How glamorous.

They look older than the entire rest of the cast combined.

I thought this was the internet? We need pictures of these people ;)

And for those of us who prefer leather....

And to attempt to co-opt Oprah!! I’m not even being sarcastic, I fucking love Oprah and find it as offensive that Megyn considers her a role model as I do that Ted Cruz and I share a favorite movie. I’m hoping Oprah pulls a Patinkin and is all “NOPE” about being name-checked here. Blegh. “Get to the table and then do…

I don’t know, I feel like Megyn Kelly, much like Donald Trump, has deliberately created a persona to confuse people about her. She’s like a serious Stephen Colbert’s fake persona. Never consistent and always contradicting herself. But it’s what I have come to expect from her - she used to be an attorney, so she…

Megyn and Shep (mostly Shep, I’ll be honest) are certainly guilty by association, and the horrible shit that comes out of their mouths from time to time is hard to take, because deep down I don’t buy that these motherfuckers actually believe it. They’re just salesmen selling crap to gullible fucking people.