Er, it does have an M rating.

Got an itch after playing a few Nethack clones on my Droid, now I'm playing a few MUDs on my PC. Anyone else here a text RPG junkie?

Don't a lot of 3D hentai games basically let you do this already?

What's that? A good time and a good bonding experience between a kid and his grandfather?

Must have been playing on easy. Don't think his health budged at all that entire level.

I'm kinda stoked for this. Maybe it's just because I'm old (holy crap I'm 28!), but I remember playing those old school bulky ass headset VR games at the Six Flags back in high school, and despite the fact that the technology obviously sucked at the time, those "run around rectangular platforms and try to shoot the…

Gangsta, Gangsta! That's what they're yellin'

Hang on, the gameplay for Zelda 2 looks crappy?

Eh, was hoping for a little more. Anime style mech combat pretty much just = CoD with rocket packs and a different HUD. Was really hoping for some more old school Mechwarrior style combat. Ah, well.

Ok, just so I'm clear, you guys want developers to code something into a game that has only happened a very small handful of times in reality? Not to mention with non-reality based bonuses (kick strength, kick accuracy, etc) cranked up in said game?

Hate to be that guy, but for an undead hellspawn of the lower planes, Scorpion's really put on some weight.

I'd double tap that.

Pop that top button, ya wanna say somethin', ya can't say nuttin'. Straight fresh.

I wonder if they'd give you a discount on that ridiculous ticket price if you skip the Kanye concert.

Do not mistake his screams of terror for the childish giggles of youth.

So, just reinforces what I think we all know. Developers are actually people, publishers are blood sucking pricks.

I think you meant out with a "Boom!"?

Everyone, all together now...

He's definitely put on weight since his Firefly days, but from what I understand, that's because the producers of Castle (the TV series he's currently starring in) didn't want a lean, superfit actor playing the role of a mystery writer. Because let's face it, when was the last time you saw a really fit, good looking…

I actually just finished reading that series after a recommendation from a friend of mine, and I thought the exact same thing. We need more "heroes" like Roland.