I RAP FOR MILLIONS

I believe it's "hijinx".

Saving a .gif to my computer named "finn punting a child.gif" was the greatest moment of my day.

Thank you.

I've been telling people a lot since the end of season 5 that Adventure Time is likely one of the most well-written shows on television right now. After this two-parter? I'm starting to think that I'm wrong. It's the most well-written show on television. Above Mad Men, above Game of Thrones, above everything. I cannot…

"It's a dang plug-n-play, girl!"

"Mistah Pig, I think we should get a d—"

Aside from Alison's mace/rape whistle fiasco, the greatest thing about this episode was how much lead-up we've had to Sarah and Rachel meeting, and how cold and calculating Rachel has been, and how quickly it dissolved when she realized just what she was dealing with. It was exquisite to watch her going from "You…

It's because Air/Bubble is so fucking intense about the whole thing, and all BMO can say to the whole thing is, "YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!"

Really, I'd chalk it up to the fact that the last few episodes have either been entirely Finn-centric ("Billy's Bucket List", "The Red Throne") or about other characters entirely ("Betty", "Lemonhope", "Bad Timing"). In both "Betty" and "Bad Timing", Jake's lines have been absolutely perfect (really, could it have…

I'm not necessarily sure if anybody has mentioned it, but the stuff with Dad the Human is actually something that was scrapped in the creation of "The Lich". I noticed that there was a page about Finn's dad on the Adventure Time wiki, which includes abandoned storyboards from the episode, in which Lich!Billy tells…

I personally would enjoy it if his dad was voiced by Jonathan Frakes. Just because it would be insane.

Plus, there's BMO Lost.

ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON.

So, my son loves Adventure Time. Like, a LOT. He's only 2, but he's a gigantic fan of it, which lead to me being a gigantic fan of it. I have a flash drive with every episode loaded up onto it, which we'll start playing early in the day, and sometimes we'll just leave it on. So, I've seen every episode like… 30 times…

My wife really enjoyed "Red Throne" but I thought it was a pretty clunky, awkward episode. Finn's a weird, horny little dickbag sometimes, but that episode was so out of character for him, it just felt forced. It was great seeing Cinnamon Bun get a bit of a new face, if you will, but it seemed less than worth it in…

Patty wouldn't survive in Ooo, they stopped making cigarettes before the Great Mushroom War.

You're absolutely not alone, JT Dawgzone.

I have to agree with this. If they were to tie up every single thread all at once, it would be a disservice to each and every one of those threads, simply because of how talented they are at doing it one at a time. Just as they did with this episode, and just as they did with "The Lich"/"Finn the Human"/"Jake the Dog"…

He's a sociopath, not an animal. They were totally limes.