Gotta be honest: I don't know anyone in Portland who likes/enjoys Portlandia. Mostly everyone is just indifferent or hates it.

Actually, it's a little more nuanced than that.

Isn't that where Josh lives?

I'm surprised Black Pussy isn't on this list. That's a pretty goddamn awful band name, and band.

Mickey Rourke also looks like his name, to me.

Oh no they've been Jackie Jormp-Jomp'd!

I get what you're saying, I think. "Bitch" can be applied to men as well. I typically try to stray away from using it, as "jackass" works for everyone and nobody questions it being sexist, but I think I understand.

He doesn't! He's absolutely horrible!

THE REAL MONSTER IS MAN

Those kids didn't even LIKE Marilyn Manson. They thought he was too mainstream.

He will never be satisfied.

P S Y C H O S O M A T I C

Oh Jesus, I forgot all about Stampin' Up. My mom was fucking crazy about Stampin' Up. I don't even remember why.

At least Dave was willing to own up to his humanity. Trump doesn't know shit about accountability.

"This is boring schlock!"

This is the best one.

I have always assumed My Immortal was done for the lolz. There's no way it's real.

It kinda reminds me of an old bit Pete Holmes did on his first album where he called his iPhone an "i-telephone". It's just phones at this point.

I don't care all THAT much for Sugar Boats, but I think it's really awesome live. I find this to be pretty true of everything on Strangers to Ourselves - except Pistol, which is always bad.

Nic Cage was an only son.