PREACH GOD DAMN IT!

@SignGuyDino: +1 Michael McKean

Carlos Zambrano, low grade beaver tranquilizer, Steve the Pirate

@UkraineNotWeak: I'm willing to bet they took the Gene Hackman route with Hoosiers Redd and The Royal Tenenbaums Redd

These sort of shenanigans would have prevented De Nard Dog from ever attending Cornell.

People fail to notice the majesty of the pink suit at the 1:40 mark

@Hangin'WithMr.CooperManning: +1 Ditto

Took a bit to swallow trading Curtis but I understood the intention. But then to follow that up with the irresponsibly ridiculous Johnny Damon signing when you don't even offer Polanco arbitration for fear he might accept it and you pay a singles-hitting right fielder $18 million when you had the chance to bench him…

Carlton Dotson doesn't see the issue here.

Apparently the plan for Joe is to go to the Winchester...

So Tiger isn't the only person making a serious of appearances?

The pic of Snooki on top was intended to be an upskirt photo. Only when the photographer realized she is 2'6", he could only settle for the shot above.

Roy would be Roy Nelson, the man who beat (laid on and suffocated?) Mr. Slice into submission, and standing on Elton's left.

Apparently the ump listened to Marsellus Wallace when he told him that "in the fifth, his ass goes down."

Meanwhile, Tiger Woods' attempts to disguise himself as Sammy Sosa go unnoticed.

I was there the night he made that speech at Comerica Park. Let's just say it was a clear night, but I wouldn't have been surprised if there were a rain delay afterwards. Great to see he's not afraid of his imminent mortality. If only we could all be so confident.

talk about intros... tell me this didn't get you psyched to watch rocky IV

The "woman" who claims to be allergic to alcohol, wearing quite the shirt up above. Agh Ahh... ahem.. sorry I'm choking on irony.

What an ignorant article written about the coach dying. It takes up 2 small paragraphs, where the game dominated the story. Not to mention the opening sentence lowering my IQ. SMH

If this isn't Tebow, do we make this a bigger deal?