Aside from the other celebs, was that Joel Mchale in the back of the squad car? Did he start juicing or something since the soup went off the air?

What about this??? Why hasn’t anybody mentioned this?

It’s actually really sad how many times I read/see something from current events that makes me think “oh, so this is probably how The Handmaid’s Tale started out...”

If you live in Nebraska District 2 (basically Omaha metro) please encourage every decent person you know to register and vote. Some of FiveThirtyEight’s models show the whole thing coming down to Maine and Nebraska’s split electoral votes. In a year where GHW Bush is voting Clinton, it isn’t crazy to think that…

coastal elitism was unintentional and the post has been updated to reflect the fact that it was accidental!

I’m from a very red state and currently like in a purple one. I know the pain. Yup, everybody please just fucking vote.

But also both a criminal mastermind genius dictator and completely weak and ineffectual. It’s impressive everything he has both accomplished and not accomplished at the same time.

Can we get a mugshot please? I’m sick of seeing her plastic smiling face.

I think the original line was “My little Bill Duke,” because everyone loves Bill Duke.

Not only am I pulling this out of the greys, but I’m 100% going to post on Facebook that I’ve heard Trump has untreated syphilis and we need to see his STD testing results to see if that is affecting his mental health.

If this were Reddit, I’d give you gold.

Because after Clinton got the neural exam and the results showed nothing extraordinary, the follow-up would be what are the doctors hiding and investigations into their pasts. For decades there have been Clinton “scandals”, every investigation turns up no wrong actions by Hillary but instead of accepting her…

The fact that Hillary Clinton had to say the words “I am very sorry I got pneumonia” fills me with rage. That’s fucking infuriating by itself, but even more so given the fact that Trump (an overweight 70-year-old with nothing but the word of a quack as evidence of his own health with a history of saying batshit…

but she CLEARLY had a neuro screening IN FULL VIEW OF EVERYONE when she passed out from “”””pneumonia”””” on 9/11.

I have yet to receive a satisfactory answer on what the theoretical endgame is of her alleged becoming-president-while-dying conspiracy.

“The video doesn’t corroborate our story, but trust us, it’s our story that’s right and not the video. Because video, much like science and the female orgasm, is a just a bunch of lies.”

I’m so excited to get to watch it again. I had wanted to watch the first season through again before the second one started, but it was kind of hard to find. So I’m psyched* to get the chance to watch both seasons through again. I believe in Tad Cooper!

If frozen OJ goes away, how will I corner the frozen OJ futures market?

I thought that "na-na-na I can't hear you!" was an official Trump slogan?

Shamu is an orca, Benjamin, and FYI they are very hard to keep in a home aquarium