This is what Victoria Abril does, though, go for cray at Cannes.

My SUPER-SUPER-SUPER favorite was L’OREAL’s Featherlash mascara, because it had a thin formula that was easy to layer but went on nice and smooth with a teddy bear-style brush. It was the BEST stuff evar. Then they discontinued it. No other brand has the same smooth, thin formula — and believe me, I’ve searched.

GSP OCD note:
It’s either “He was only 15 years old” -or- “He was a 15-year-old boy.”
No hyphens unless it’s a phrase acting as an adjective with a noun to modify.

Dallas misses you, too, Anna! <3

They’ve had storefronts like that in Texas for years — Waco, Dallas, Houston.

Excuse me, Mr. Stewart, but "each one is worse than the next" would mean that they progressively get less bad as you go through the ads. You probably meant "each one is worse than the one before it."