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Silicon Valley, the late 2010s. Patrick Bateman sits at a conference table with his fellow venture capitalists. He removes a platinum sculpture from his briefcase. One of his colleagues leans across, smirking.

Those original R-seats now reside in a base model Golf driven by a skinny, neckbearded 23-year-old who wears Mountain Dew hoodies.

They had to ask for Permission LaPermission

Just build the red one and nobody gets hurt.

I’ll take that one step further and state the Mazdaspeed MP3 is criminally underrated.

Preach! With $1000 in mods. Hpfp,intake, turbo inlet, downpipe, test pipe, early gen Cobb accessport and half e85 and 91. You had a sleeper that had 300whp and 400wtq. You might need an upgraded top mount intercooler but thats an additinal $300 new.

Genwon Mazdaspeed3.

What does it benefit a dealer to send an itemized quote via email?

I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!

Yeah but on the flip side, this is Jalopnik. Any time there are politics involved, rights of opinion/speech only apply to 1 side of the argument. Everyone else is racist / bigot / supremacist / bad because they share the other opinion.

Is Jalopnik about cars or politics? The guy still has a right to not disagree with what other people say (I think?).

What happens if they are going under the speed limit and I pass them on the right going no faster than the speed limit. Who’s breaking the bigger law?

Keeping right unless passing is actually the law in a few states. It is rarely enforced. That’s the real issue.

Or you don’t be a lazy ass? My kids walk with me to put the cart where it belongs, then we all get in the vehicle and leave, it’s not hard at all. Stop trying to make excuses to be a lazy fuck.

I tell folks : Successful people do not leave their shopping carts in the parking spot...