You all are gonna piss off Franco Harris...

Maybe it’s Baby’s First Critical Analysis to suggest that Twin Peaks: The Return is an extended meditation on both itself and the original run of episodes, but that’s the most coherent interpretation I have so far. I guess the only insight less piercing than that would be “Dale Cooper symbolically represents the…

From the director of The BFG, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of The Crystal Skull, 1941 and Hook and the writer of Elektra, Inspector Gadget and X-Men: The Last Stand comes an adaptation of a book written for people who clap when they see the Lucasfilm logo.

Are you talking about the before times? In the long, long ago?

[extremely Milton voice]

There’s a lot of silly shit on this show, but get two actors like Dinklage and Headey in a room and it’s Lannister gold.

Hey man, I know how we can get our truck fixed up for free!

Looking at the truck they were filming from, they really had nothing to lose by following close...

NFL rules say you can’t have more people on the field than in the stands so they had to choose somebody.

“KINJA is cool.... KINJA’s ALWAYS been cool....”

Oh dear sweet lord, you made it. I feel a little better.

Well at least the cross-contamination of Kinja with CancerAids worked 100%.