Just for the record, the end of TFOR totally didn't match up with the end of Halo: Reach, right?

"... ultimately it will benefit the taxpayers of Cobb whether or not they go to games."

I think it's the 2nd-best campaign, behind Reach. (Sorry, Master Chief.)

"It might as well be any coal mining town you drive through in the Kentucky part of New York and Pennsylvania"

Because NHL refs are the worst.

If professional sports has been deemed worthy of intense media coverage and scrutiny, then the health status of a star player should certainly be considered "news". If Pedroia or anyone else doesn't like it, the door's right there and the millions can be dropped in the bin on the way out. Obviously there are limits…

"Because then I could continue to JUST SORT OF not like Philadelphia and NOT QUITE lose my overall faith in humanity QUITE SO MUCH."

"cruising despite ... Nnamdi Asomugha sitting out."

Patrick is definitely a real race car driver. She is not what I would call a good or exceptionally talented one.

"It could absolutely work. Johnson's role as a soccer novice puts him firmly with the majority of Americans watching the World Cup, so there's the hope that he'll be a relatable entry point to a largely unknown scene."

Working that register doesn't look like it's much good for his back, either.

Also, I'm not sure you know what that hackneyed phrase means, or what 5-year-olds talk about.

What a progressive mind you possess to use the phrase "throw under the bus."

Notre Dame bro is mad. Aww.

That Prelude in the vid looks way better than that dog Merc.

I do love me a good Kotite reference.