This is now a comments section about retards in fedoras.

Ha, I love subtle humor and I think this is pretty spot on for a parody.

"Perfect Dark a game that came out in the 80's"

...nice.

p.s. I think it's okay to post the parody video without apologizing and/or qualifying. People should lighten up a bit about the issue.

Single tear.

QUICK EVERYONE BE AFRAID OF EVERYTHING!

I would disagree on the GO OUT AND DO IT argument, and I'll tell you why:

try being a girl gamer born in 1987. made fun of my entire childhood for being a geek, and now accused of faking said geekiness in order to attract males or seem interesting.

Girls? Having hobbies that are the same as mine? Preposterous!

The Idris Elba Effect (it's a thing because science):

I'm a self respecting, democrat woman who loves her bodily autonomy and can afford to move, and I live in the south. I live in the south to protest for women who cannot afford to move, I live in the south and am a clinic escort( and I make post procedure blankets for women who use abortion sevices too). I stay in the…

My drop in approval was this big.

I want to play this computer game right ... now.

The thing that kind of scares me is that nothing will happen to these people. Or that they will be supported by those who get angry about "political-correctness".

CBS must be thrilled. I can't be the only person who found out that Big Brother is still on the air through this controversy. I'm sure that the ratings have skyrocketed.

I'm white and female and I do not agree with the verdict.

After a wedding, one of my friends let me in on the secret: if you - like me - can't tie a bow-tie to save your life, you get a clip on.. and a real bow-tie of the same color. At the appropriate moment, step out to the bathroom, switch ties and enjoy channeling the Rat Pack for the rest of the evening.

I tried making a joke about how he's obvi new money b/c of the clip-on bow tie and old money wouldn't act like the ppl in this article because of breeding/they're all so perfect/etc but I just couldn't get it to come together

IT'S LIKE THEY'RE JUST MAKING THIS SHIT INTO A METAPHOR ALL BY THEMSELVES. LITERALLY TAKING AWAY THEIR FEMININE PRODUCTS. HOLY SHIT BALLS.

Yes, you are OBVIOUS. Now run along, or try harder.

This article has made up for a horrible week. Just. Made up for everything.