Cutting an arm to spite the leg, that's your logic.

You all seem to fail to grasp the point of the plot.
Southpark isn't patting trolls in the back, or condemning trolls, southpark is doing what it always did, poke fun at people with an inflated sense of self importance who think they are above the rules. (including them, technically)

No conclusive study on this. What we have, again, is that men take less sick days on average.

Not exactly, there's no conclusive study on this.
What we have conclusively is that men take less than half of sick days than women do.

A very small kidney stone (a speckle) if she's not on pain medication.