Silver lining: Ivanka (born October 30 1981) is 22 days from being free of her Dad’s attention.

New York Archdiocese Will Compensate Sex Abuse Victims if They Relinquish Their Right to Sue

“I could call someone jungle bunny in the middle of 5th Avenue and not lose a vote...”

Wait, if it was hand delivered then it wasn’t USPS mail, yeah? So 18 U.S. Code § 1702 wouldn’t apply.

Former Jezebel writer Mark Shrayber occasionally texts me screenshots of it to troll me, which I richly deserve

For those of you looking for it, here’s the passage in question:

Rant: I never thought I would say this considering its Kim K, but I don’t think this was faked for “attention whoring”. Say what you will about her but my gut tells me this isn’t the kind of shit she’d lie about fur attention. Robberies DO happen, and when you consider someone of her wealth this is a reality that has…

You know, my dad is far from perfect (in fact, there are a few things I haven’t quite let go of), but every article I read about Trump and his children makes me appreciate my dad more. Thanks for loving me the way a father is supposed to love his daughter, Dad! I can’t imagine the psychological toll this kind of…

Oh YEAH? I heard that Hillary FORCED Chelsea to suck on her breasts for YEARS.

Look, how else is a man supposed to compliment his daughter when the only compliments he knows how to give any woman are that he finds her attractive enough to have sex with?

I believe Trump’s people refer to it as a sheriff’s star.

Oh.

Is Miley wearing Star of David as a costume????? Jebus.

I don’t really care for Miley Cyrus or Mariah Carey.

Some people in comments have already called her that. If I remember correctly, in the NY Times piece where they were with suburban philadelphia women during the debate one of them basically said that she was a bully. You can’t win.

I suppose if Velveeta is called ‘cheese’ then this is fine.

It’s really a betrayal to vote for him. I understand that as women, we’re not a hive-mind, but this man has said nothing but hateful, awful, sexist, misogynistic, abusive things for years and years. A woman’s value to him is her fuckability. That’s it. How any woman could think that he has their best interests at…

And something else to smile about. Whatever shitty thing Trump comes up with to insult Madonna, she is worth around 560 million. And SHE started with 16.00 in her pocket.

Jeb! said earlier he was gonna try and get more involved with magnet schools, but they were too polarizing.