What happens to my body after I die is I get creamated and spread over the surf (and beach, depending on the wind) at dawn at Rehoboth Beach. I’ve told everyone who might have something to say in the matter that’s what I want, so no one can bitch about having to drive a couple of hours out of their way or stay…

Do they beat this?

And when he visits his daughter during Bryn Mawr’s Parents’ Weekend, his head will explode.

My wife would have laughed at them.

Too bad you don’t write the headlines for everyone else, huh?

September 30 here.

A criticism I’ve seen about the otherwise wonderful Sense8 is that the sole black Sensate in the cluster is basically neutered, and he is the *only* male Sensate who is not sexualized; heck, the other three participated in a really hot group sex scene in one episode, although we only got to see the German guy’s dick…

“MAY lose her license?” In my state, she definitely would be disbarred. Stealing money from clients absolutely gets you disbarred, and since she had a fiduciary duty to the sorority WRT the money, this isn’t too far off from that; at least, that’s what I predict my state’s BPR would think. Ungood.

Trump’s also asked for drug testing before the next debate.

So, she’s voting for Trump?

This makes me glad that I don’t have an upstairs phone.

I think I speak on behalf of all husbands in the United States when I say, “thank you, Donald Trump, for making me look better and better every minute.”

I don’t know. Money is not an infinite resoource, and the party has down-ticket races to worry about, too. If she could finish him off earlier, the party could re-direct funding down-ticket, where there’s still lots of action.

That sounds like Don Johnson.

Oh, come on! Who among us has not committed a federal offense? The marijuana I buy at my state’s (lone) medical dispensary makes me a federal offender.

If this were Lindsay Lohan, we would all know that she had something to do with it.

The Bushes OWN Yale. GW was born in an unattached house on campus where GHWB lived while in college. My wife hung out with a Bush who was on the 15-year plan when she was there in the ‘70's. It’s pretty telling that he’s going to Harvard, which is looked down on by the Eli’s I know, rather than Yale.

Marla, your fucking ex-husband is proof that karma does not exist.

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Ikr? Did you see how sad Godzilla and Rodan were when they were dropped off on Planet X? It’s been over 35 years since I first saw that, and its memory still pulls at my heartstrings.