#teamrafael.

It’s too bad they aren’t doing this on the same day as the open dildo carry event that I inadvertently agreed to attend on Facebook.

“Chair.”

In this remake, Baby’s family are Baptists, Penny dies from her botched abortion, and then Baby’s father lectures Baby that this is what you deserve when you are a slut. Neil Kellerman (“Neal Cullers” in this version) becomes a U.S. Senator, running on a platform of “traditional American family values, including…

Just before the 2004 election, I got a letter from W with an 8 x 10 photo. When I took it out of the envelope, my then-nine-year-old daughter said, “you support George Bush?,” and she kicked me in the shin. My son is an anarchist in the silliest way possible. We had the lawn signs for Gore, Kerry, and Obama, a…

I have a saying when a lawyer makes an argument that many, or I, think is absurd, and my saying is “you gotta go with what you got.”

More like a tuchus. Or a schmuck.

Then there’s this, non-photoshopped piece [TRIGGER WARNING]:

I find her writing insightful, but I don’t think she is a particularly good professional writer or journalist. But she’s pretty-much just a beginner, and I’m willing to give her slack because of her extensive industry experience.

I thought that, too, but you should read the article that Aurora Snow wrote a year or so ago about a shoot she did at Kink. She said that she felt she had to do (and not quit) the scene as well as the post-interview, because she was afraid that she wouldn’t get paid if she stopped.

I thought Chris Klein claimed that they had never had sex.

What would a Jezebel story about this movie be without mentioning Lindy’s “cockblocktopus?”

Zen fascists will control you.

“I Will Survive,” by Gloria Gaynor

“I’m Looking Through You,” by the Beatles.

Gifts for my boss? Fuck that shit!

No, no, no! The jewel in the crown is India itself.

My sister has met these people, including DJ, and she objected (to me) about the infantilization of DJ, as well as other handicapped people. Which leads me to a different point of view.

And this is the perfect place to post this:

Okay, I knew long ago that the original Friday the 13th movie was released on the day of my senior prom—that would be May 9, 1980. What I learned two days ago when I watched it for the first time is that it was filmed at a Boy Scout camp that I had camped at just four or five years before they filmed the movie. Which…