That’s “Mr. Testicles” to you!!

It would have been cool if someone sliced someone’s eye. At least that would be original.

She admitted that HP sold computers to Iran when Carly Fiorina was CEO.

In the late ‘90’s, my wife, a tenured law professor, was invited to testify at a Senate subcommittee hearing on a subject about which she was deemed expert. She was subtly condescended to and belittled by the Republican senators on the committee who were in opposition to her position: the males who were testifying…

Um, I gotta say, as a Smith parent, that things aren’t exactly the same there as they were in 1959.

Yeah, there was a lot not to like.

That was in Ireland, not Northern Ireland. They are different countries, like the United States and Canada.

Those aren’t moons!

Pigs’ blood is not optional.

Mr. Collins is already a zombie.

Is this Genevieve Bujold’s revenge on Jeremy Irons?

For those of us of a Certain Age, “Superstar” means this:

There’s a small ceremony at the statute of Columbus a few blocks from me. I happened to be driving past one Columbus Day and saw a group of about a dozen guys in funny outfits and hats, like conquistadors or something, doing something. Maybe the KoC from the big Italian parish a couple of blocks in the other direction?

Was Rachael Leigh Cook there to fuck this person to death?

This looks like something Aubrey Plaza would have done, if she had attended a high school with boys.

“I hate you, Quantas.”

Just that one, which was enough.

My client complained to me, “Look at this, HiC, this is the worst last meal in history.” I think he had coke to drink, and soggy fried chicken and fries. I told him that he should have saved the fries for me if he wasn’t going to have them.

In 1996, I attended the execution of a client I had been appointed to represent after he had already been on death row for more than 10 years. I had been in 11th grade when he was arrested. We managed to keep him alive for five years.

That happened at the Tony & Tina’s Wedding I attended in 1990! Or things like it.