Have you gotten to George Clooney yet?

Alabama, not Mississippi. Pennsylvania has famously been described (by James Carville) as “Philadelphia and Pittsburgh, with Alabama in between.”

No fraternities at women’s colleges.

Let them criticize her in “The Professional.” Just let them.

How about KABLAM!?

I used to visit relatives out of town who lived in a town with lots of outlets. If I happened to be at the big one with the kids, I would call my wife to see if she would like me to buy her some and in what colors. Even though I did the family laundry and checked the sizes (and condition) of her bras, I still would…

You don’t sound very American. Probably support some Communist/Socialist/Democrat/Muslin.

This just sounds like a Smith joke or a Bryn Mawr joke.

I was ready to laugh, ha ha, at this story, but it sounds as if the daughter is mentally ill. We shouldn’t be making fun at her expense.

Colonscopies. Too old for them.

I’ve never been to Knobels, and my kids are beyond the age of going to amusements parks with their parents. Maybe in (not less than), say, 8-10 years, we can take grandchildren.

Yes! You could bring a cooler and picnic basket and leave it in the picnic area. It saved tons of money and made it much more of a family trip.

I grew up a few miles from Dorney Park when it was still ala carte. Fifteen minutes to get there, park for a quarter, buy $5 of tickets, go on three or four rides each, eat a melting ice cream, fifteen minutes home. Nice afternoon. Since you can’t go through the actual factory anymore, I would much rather go to Dorney…

In 2004, the McDonalds in Mullingar was a Big Deal among the locals. It was the landmark everyone used for directions.

I apologize for getting this completely wrong. (It’s too late to delete it.)

Oops! Sorry.

Archie Panjabi was in House of Cards on NetFlix, as the president’s chief of staff (I think). I didn’t realize she was in Bend it Like Beckham.

I have a relative-by-marriage who until recently was a high-ranking mucketty-muck at Oxford and in the CoE. For their honeymoon in the ‘60’s or ‘70’s, these relatives went to Alaska and spent months volunteering in some Aleut village, gutting fish and helping modernize. Good for them, I told them, but it wouldn’t be…

In a related story, Mike Huckabee says that “It is unChristian to oppress this fine young Christian man on just the word of some clearly gold-digging Jezebel-harlot and fewer than one hundred cell-phone videos, e-mails, and text messages. I support him whole-heartedly, because that’s what Jesus would do.”

And, yet, we don’t really know what happened to Simon during his driving test on The In-Betweeners, do we?