Anne Frank would, no doubt, belieb.

Thinking I may try this with my partner. We've been sort of together (you know, "dating," living together, married, divorced, kids in college and graduated, "dating," again) for close to 29 years now.

Mine, too. Although how many rich old guys are regularly tooling 100 miles from nowhere to somewhere 75 miles farther nowhere for young chicks?

If I recollect my commercial paper course, circa 1987, if they had written all of the appropriate check-like information on the mattress, it wouldn't be a novelty check at all; it would be a real check. I see from the photo above that they did not do this, so it is a novelty check. But, if the law is still the same…

Shoot, Glenn Danzig has been on dates with Drake.

When I started my current assignment, I bought a tiara for the seat at the head of the table where I sit. It is taped onto the monitor at that spot—we do not have assigned work spaces—and whoever sits in that spot that day is the queen of the table for that day. It is also very glamorous, bought, as it was, at Party…

We sports fans did a similar calculation about 15 years ago with the great Wilt Chamberlain, who claimed that he had had sex with 20,000 women before he died at age 63.

Liar, liar, pants on fire!

Thank god she uses two "l's"; otherwise I would confuse her with the chain of old age homes.

Meredith Monroe is, like, 45. She's older than the actors who played the parents on the show. I think Jack is also over 40.

And you just KNOW that she votes.

And what with Dartmouth being known as such a bastion of liberalism.

But...but...but, I just want to see Little Boo, who, btw, would be allowed on the subway. Little Boo remains my favorite character in the show. Maybe not very nuanced, but absolutely nothing that anyone could complain about.

In my primarily barred state, he would be getting a call tomorrow from Disciplinary Counsel, explaining himself in front of the en banc Supreme Court the day after tomorrow, and looking for a job outside the legal profession on Friday.

Want a good punk kids' party? Try the zoo.

I bet Glenn Danzig could fuck up Kirk Cameron.

When all you have is lies, lies is all you can use.

That very photo was the background on a series of computers at work for, like, six years.

Grisham's apology was clearly written by his publicist or some other PR professional. The only thing he's sorry about is that his offensive personality is now out in the open for everyone to see, and it's going to cost him readers.

Fuck. I didn't see your reply before I posted mine.