Wait a second. You can't wear seersucker. It's after Labor Day.

Try sharing a room with some of these people when all their visitors want to do is drawl about NASCAR and the latest accident in NASCAR and the points(?) leader in NASCAR. I mean, yes, I am sorry that you got hit by that train and lost those limbs and will never work again (although RR benefits are supposed to be…

With Goopy, all I can do is try to remember what the Monty Python boys say.

Sarah, alone in the limo, hogging the blow all for herself.

You know what is really attractive?

I KNOW this won't get out of the greys, even though I expect at least one up-vote.

Isn't "Clancy" the fake cop in that Bugs Bunny cartoon where the bank robbers hide in the stove?

At least Paul Newman was Jewish.

"Alumnae," not "Alumni." This is a sorority, right?

How difficult is it to say, "I didn't mean 'x,' I meant 'y,' and I'm sorry that I was unable to convey that to the readers?" Since, obviously, they took it differently than you claim you intended. When you work at the New York Times, the fault of a failure to communicate is yours, not the readers'.

Oh, man. I just have to reply because of your avatar. Again. ETA: but I agree with your comment.

Smith fact: They did not get along, apparently a generational thing.

Shoot. No one wore shorts when I was in high school, and short skirts were not in fashion, so that wasn't an issue, either. I don't recall anyone, ever, getting into trouble for a dress code violation, if we even had a dress code.

Maybe this MMA guy, the professional and amateur beater-upper of same-sized men and much-smaller women, can get into a fight with this Dog the Bounty Hunter guy, they kick each other's ass, which they both deserve in varying quantities, and then they both get arrested. That would be some reality show justice, and…

Fill out his W-2? He won't even be able to spell it.

And you KNOW that this isn't the first student/ex-student he's banged, nor the last.

That happened on Dawson's Creek, when Chad Michael Murray was cheating on Jen, sweet, misguided, Jen.

Okay, I think this story is made up. No one ever answers the phone at a movie theater.

Yeah, that's exactly how it would go down in the hallways on Monday. Not.

Did Debbie answer a letter about adult twin women who live together and are in a romantic relationship with each other but don't know what to tell people they know?