What do you get when you don't tweet?
You only get lies and pain and cold feet
So FOR at least until tomorrow
I'll never fall in love a- gain
I'll never fall in love a- gain

His conclusions sounded a bit like Green Eggs & Ham.

I was busy finding it a self-centered and insipid parents' way of making their daughter Erin be a "unique" "individual."

Yup, that's where I tend to hang out. Usually, with nothing meaningful to say, other than snark.

Well, we sort of were involved for a couple of years when I was a student. She liked the "Impeach Reagan" bumper sticker on my car (he was President at the time).

But we certainly think we are.

Thank gods for Xanax.

And, you know, Piper Kerman is a Smithie.

Well, yours too. Just the day before yesterday, my former Civ Pro professor/ex-wife (1985-86/1989-2009) was telling me what a shitty job Ginsberg does on Civ Pro issues, as I was helping her prepare for class. So, your name brings up thoughts. Of all sorts.

My daughter is a first-year at Smith, and I could see her totally getting into this. Except, you know, that one of the reasons she chose Smith was because there aren't sororities.

That is my screen name on Slate. "But I'm a cheerleader."

Next week, she saves the day. While fighting off tentacles.

Fuck me. In the mid '70's, my ex-wife-to-be stayed for summer semester in college. Among the people she hung out with was some guy whose family virtually owned the college, who was on the 10-year plan, and who told people that his name was "Jesse Harper" because he wanted them to think that he was Jewish.

She got turned off of movie making, in part because of shenanigans during Jackie Brown. Then, she got into a car accident and had a bad back or neck injury and decided to just hang 'em up.

David Alan Grier will always be Don "No Soul" Simmons to me.

There is absolutely no question that EVERYONE will discuss this at their reunions. In 2075, at the 60th reunion, people will still be talking about it.

Sure, it's cute now.

NIST and IBM are good internships to have on a resume, and, what can you say, but it's memorable. Hmmm. Middlebury.

They are just like Dethlock, with the world's seventh largest economy.

Something similar happened to me at the first "concert" I ever attended, which was Donny and Marie at the Allentown Fair in 1976. The unbridled glee of the audience members who had not been forced to attend with their sisters or children is something I still recall.