One of you can go with Google Glasses, and everyone else can watch the video feed.

Sez you.

My daughter is starting at Smith in three weeks, so I have hopes that she writes a best-seller and gets a TV show. Prison, well, if that's the price she has to pay to fund my retirement, then that's just how it's going to have to be.

Perhaps she gets sent there, but she comes back. The second season started production a week or so ago with much of the same cast. (I checked for one in particular.)

No surprise here. This is why the beginning of The Wire concentrated on Jimmy McNulty, because they couldn't sell a show with an all black cast or even all black leads. (I read an interview of Dominic West in a British publication, and he said that.)

I read this as "Boo," not "Bo," but that would be wrong.

Um, Woody Allen is 22 years older than John Turturro. Not exactly the same generation.

Fun Fact Two: Sharon Stone had a small part in Stardust Memories in 1980. She played a young, beautiful, blond fantasy figure whom Allen's character espied through a train window on a train platform. (I think. I seem to recall that she talked about that when she hit it big in her 30's.)

I went to a show with a whirling pit, and some guy was there with three sons, the youngest of whom was about 12. At one point, he slipped off a step into the circle, and I was able to just grab his arm before he got sucked into the maelstrom. That was in 2007, and my son, who was 15 at the time, and I, still talk…

As an atheist in a family with very religious in-laws, I've always just kept quiet during grace, and nod at the end (there's no harm in making them feel good).

Do they do circle pits at metal concerts? If so, I hope you got into one, and got out without undue injury.

A good gift if you don't have money is a personal service. For example, a very nice baby shower gift would be one night of babysitting, so the mom and dad can have an evening to relax. Your parents probably know about your financial situation, and maybe they would appreciate some service (wash their cars? clean…

I threw my pie for you!

Us Jews can do rap, too.

Yes! The body language in that photo is exquisite.

You'll note that this didn't happen in the USA, because There Is No Racism In The USA.

Hannity is "as you know, one of the nicest guys in the building." And Eva Braun loved children.

Okay, commentariat, please help me. I see commenters referring to one of the guards as "Pornstasche." But two of the guards have pornstasches AFAIAC: Mendez, the tall, uniformed guard who sits in the fishbowl (Pablo Schreiber, who was in The Wire and Weeds); and Caputo, who let Piper use in phone in his office in…

"Come on home, mouse" he said with a smile
"You don't have to love me yet, let's get high awhile"
But try to understand....try to understand
Try, try, try to understand...he's a magic man.....yeah...oh......

You obviously haven't seen "Caligula," which is, bar none, the absolutely worst movie ever made.