Cynthia!

I don't care who plays Batman as long as they get back to using Wayne Manor's china from the 1989 movie. It was the same, coincidentally, the same as my own wedding china, which I chose several months before the movie was released.

Oh, I completely understand. I'm still trying to move on from my ex-wife after a 23-year relationship and two children who are now in college. We've been divorced for four years, live five doors away from each other, and spend much more time together than we should if we were serious about moving on, which I don't…

Good luck getting out of the toxic home and back to school. As for the ex, perhaps it would be better to move on without him? Something else to discuss with your therapist.

You can get fired for having sex with a student? Thank dog I went to school in the '80's, when we could fuck all the professors who wanted to fuck us back.

Gosh, they've aged. I saw Anthony Head in The Inbetweeners movie (his daughter was a series regular, but his character, which was only in the movie, was unrelated to his daughter's character), and he's not the hot middle-aged guy-next-door from those Tasters Choice commercials anymore.

Call me a pig, but this "apology" just reeks to me of someone who is doing something because his S.O. told him that if he didn't, he would never get laid again.

Laugh off the troll.

That bit in the bird cage has a definite "Mothra" feel to it. Too bad they aren't as talented as the twin shobijin.

I'm sorry, but I just think this is fucking awesome. I've been in the business world for about 30 years, and this is the best rant I've heard, and I've heard some good ones. Good shit, here.

They didn't say that. They said that that's what she told them.

Want to feel old? Wait until everyone in the generation above you dies, and you are the oldest generation in your family. That's about to happen for most of us Boomers, if it hasn't happened already. We are all living on borrowed time, but our parents are much closer to paying it back.

And yet, when these people vote, they vote Republican.

And here, I thought I was being a good parent, helping to expand their horizons and everything. What could have possibly gone wrong with their meeting anonymous people from wherever at the mall?

When my children were underage, I told them that if either of them arranged any personal meetings with adults s/he met on the Internet, the meetings had to be at the local mall. I wasn't going to be taking him or her or both of them to the Lehigh Valley Mall, King of Prussia, or even Christiana. It was going to be…

Not sure that work product is the issue so much as attorney-client communication which is clearly privileged. That said, if Redick's own email was hacked, that has nothing to do with his lawyer.

The only times I have bad dreams/nightmares is when I forget to take my Paxil. In fact, if I wake up in the middle of the night sweating from a bad dream, I can almost guarantee that I forgot to take my meds earlier in the evening.

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There is a concept of being "Fuck You Rich," rich enough that you don't give a shit about what anyone thinks or says or that you are a Democrat. Charles Barkley, for example, is Fuck You Rich. I think he would admit it, in those words.

"Eluded," not "alluded."