Jaguar and Land Rover won't use this technology until it is obsolete, that is the British way.

"WAR

With Lester and Rizzo it appears the Cubs aren't afraid of locker room cancer.

And with any luck, the Cubs will have outfield seats by July!

In Chicago's defense, Jay Cutler has been handling the punting duties with his arm this season.

Do you still jerk off with those guys?

When reached for comment, Joe Maddon said, "I don't regret the time I spent with the ugliest dome in all of sports. And Tropicana Field wasn't all that bad, either."

He must feel betrayed, especially after giving Maddon those two boys.