Let’s see some cites!

But there was an increase in alcohol-related crimes, as I recall.

I meant all people, not African Americans.

I had a law school professor who earned seven figures from running a charity. Seven figures that came from charitable donations. This shit needs to be reformed, bad.

Hey, I already have sex with black people on occasion. Shouldn’t I get more?

As a general rule, the argument that “You should give X amount of dollars with a government windfall directly to citizens” is ridiculous, and requires either a Stark*-esque delusion about humanity, or are promoted by people who nakedly want the money and should be reclassified as children.

This really needs more stars.

So...because a President of the Republican Party favors a positive approach to Russia(for neutrally geo-strategic reasons, obviously, and not at all because they very clearly have him in their pocket), you’re willing to abruptly open your arms to a nation that has proven, in both the guise of the Soviet Union and the…

In Medieval Europe, peasants were 90 percent of the population.

I so very much hate to interrupt this entertaining rant, but if you’re a college kid, I have some unfortunate/fortunate news......you’re not a Millenial. You’re Gen Z.

Yes. And you will be flipping burgers the entire time.

That too.

Dean Spanos and Jed York exist.

I got no beef with this. Pack fans should not be allowed to leave Wisconsin anyhow.

He’s just stating a fact as to help explain the behavior of Atlanta residents. I know you don’t like it....but you also don’t like the fact that you are a worthless piece of shit who will never make more than 20 grand a year.

Why, because her people know how to live in the 21st century and how to win civil wars?

I live in Iowa, and there’s a Bills bar here.

In DC, you don’t ask a new acquaintance “What do you do”, you ask “Where are you from?”

I love how Southerners LIVE AND DIE on stereotypes about every other group on the planet, and base their social interactions, legislation, and court decisions on them...but GOD do they get huffy when the numerous extant stereotypes about them are so much as mentioned.

But what about a playoff death?