“Have you noticed that our caps have actually got little pictures of skulls on them? Hans... are we the baddies?”

Hell Zombies are more sympathetic they can’t help what they are

I’m usually more forgiving of kickers (it’s not an easy job, even given perfect conditions) but this noodlefoot robbed America of a 2-3 Patriots team, so, off to hell with him.

I remember there used to be so many WW2 games because it was considered completely morally safe to kill Nazis; they were the ultimate evil and ultimate bad guys.

“NFL Assures Fans There’s No Tolerance For Racial Slurs In Redskins’ Stadium”

I am SOOOOOPer liberal (like, HC was too hawkish and too in line with investment banks for me, though I still voted for her). I own quite a few guns, they are fun and I hunt, I have a concealed carry permit and carry every day. I fully support MUCH stricter controls and bans that would force me to turn some of mine…

If you offer prayers for these victims but are unwilling to consider any meaningful changes to how America regulates guns, you are a POS. Hiding behind Jesus to avoid honestly confronting the ways you harm your fellow humans makes you a hypocrite and a bigger POS.

So, I have some time on my calendar this month if anyone else wants to discuss gun control. I appreciate that ‘now is not the time’ but does anyone else have a free morning next week after the holiday? Or how about the following week, is that the time?

GPS: Heavier than normal traffic on your usual route, turn right.

I know Deadspin has mostly tried to defend Cam as “fun as hell” and “cool as hell” or whatever else as hell over the last few years, mostly as a counterbalance to whatever old-pearl-clutching-white-sportswriters were calling him a dickhead, but can we all agree that maybe he’s just actually been a dickhead this whole…

Hey, Cam, remember how you feel when people ask if a black QB can learn the intricacies of an NFL offense?

How about we save that for day two, and spend day one teaching Americans what the Constitution actually says?

This is funnier now that the game is over.

The guillotine? 

How to Spot Lies on Social Media After a Mass Shooting: Ask “Is this person a rightwinger?”

Every “nation” has these stories. Before Napoleon “French” wasn’t necessarily even the language of commerce or government within all of France itself.

I’m glad I live in the USA, where I don’t have to worry about excessively violent police officers, voter suppression, or dimwitted nationalists making cheap political points by attacking popular sports.

The only way the meek will inherit the Earth is for the unrepentantly violent to be made to reap what they’ve sown.

We’re reading about fifty more Americans freshly slaughtered by the latest gun-nut spree, and you’re in here promoting your disgusting dumb-ass hobby.

I think his kids are a team by now.