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It sure would be nice to be able to put politics aside and escape from the real world and watch sports for a couple hours, as the dipshit says.

It’s not the #1 reason I watch sports - you nailed that one - I’ve absolutely walked out of a stadium thinking that it was great not to think of (fill in the blank problem) for a few hours. I think the Yankees were heralded after 9/11 for just that - the much-needed escapism they provided.

The only thing it has done successfully is to piss off white people who think the flag is being disrespected.

But this comment section is acting like this was the Most Disgusting Hit in the History of Ever when it’s not.

The play was flagged, and it remains to be seen if Trevathan will be fined and/or suspended.

This might be the greatest achievement in the history of the site family. This might make Gawker worth it.

It has to be a pen name for a 400-lb white guy from North Dakota.

It’s all makeup and surgery, dude.

Classic FBI tactic—go after the midlevels, put their balls in a vice, then they croak about what their bosses are doing. Paul Manafort will have to... oops, wrong case?

And be ‘treated accordingly’, I hope you mean ‘beaten with a length of pipe until it stops being funny’

The look on that woman’s face so obviously says, “I spent 3 weeks in fittings for this dress and 6 hours today getting my hair, nails, and makeup done. I am standing here with sore feet in high heels and these jerks — who will always be paid more than me — look like they drove over here after cleaning out the garage.

The idiots who like Adam Sandler deserve Adam Sandler.

Damn proud to be an Oakland resident tonight. Damn proud.

But spellcheck said it was OK, so maybe you don’t know what you’re talking about.

Let us not forget it was General Stanley McChrystal who oversaw the coverup of Pat Tillman’s death. That motherfucker.

Borrowed virtue is the best virtue. It costs the borrower nothing, but feels so fulfilling.

The NFL is sure in trouble. A non-competitive unwatchable blowout on Sunday Night Football could “only” manage 14.5 million viewers and a 5.3 rating. I’m sure the Monday night Cowboys’ game will go unwatched. You’re sure showing those rabble rousers at the NFL what for President Trump. By the way, doesn’t an LA

My handle says it all.

So Leshon McCoy was the notable player to kneel for the Bills. Malcolm Jenkins was a notable player to kneel for Philly. Interesting to note there were no notable Jets, but that has nothing to do with the protests.

I hope this dude gets chased out of city after city until he’s reduced to fleeing a Carpathian village after telling an ornery goose he doesn’t want to have sex with it.