holdthedoorandrememberyourkey
HoldTheDoorAndREMEMBERYOURKEY
holdthedoorandrememberyourkey

You’re a little late there, son. Don’t have the sharpest wit, do you? Also, I like your Internet edgelord “I know how things REALLY are” schtick. It would almost work if you weren’t obviously a min. wage employee.

Just like that.

Wait. You know what? Nevermind, Denver. Take Brock over Colin. And start him too.

If I’m Osweiler? I do that the minute they stop paying me more capital than most medium-sized businesses have, and not a moment before.

Don’t ungray box-shaped heart, his comments have as much value as he does. Which is to say none.

By all means, way here until the end of time, moron.

NFL: Hire Kaepernick. He wins, and the rednecks don’t have any fucking money to give you to begin with.

Colin. No fucking question about it. You’re talking about a man who didn’t measure up to CODY FUCKING KESSLER.

Sometimes there is no better insult than the truth.

No, you shouldn’t respond. People are waiting for their Taco Grande’s. Do your job.

I’m sure that this plan to bring in a failed quarterback has no connection at all to the fact that said QB is John Elway Jr’s college roommate. None at all, nosiree.

Found the asshole who plays politics with his manager, thinking he’s being sly, then wonders why no one says goodbye when he’s inevitably fired.

This has been another edition of Ask a Clean But Intolerable Person.

Is this sarcasm or should I be insulting you?

“So, just like Donald Trump”

But...but....I thought this was the wave of the future, and NOT just another roller derby!

No, there isn’t a problem. Some states and localities DON’T need the government; others clearly do. Simple, really.

What on Earth could have possibly deluded you into thinking that you deserve better?

Neither do I.

.....You’re rather succinctly demonstrating the “United States of Amnesia” theory, and ironically, so is the author. No one has “won” anything. American politics are an ongoing series of perpetual cycles. I know that some people think otherwise, but that’s partly emotion(American liberals tend to have a real Eeyore