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HoldTheDoorAndDontDropYourPhoneInTheToilet
holdthedooranddontdropyourphoneinthetoilet

If black people do not pay tent and trash the place time and time again, I eventually wouldnt rent to them either.

No offense, but I hope the Jaguars Defense, Fournette, and Blake Bortles (lol) beat the Pats so bad that you cry and pee.

So what you like about Romo is he helped you realize how much you love Tom Brady?

I’d rather save it for genuinely racist people like Trump. There was a lot of talk after the election about how drop many people were on voting for a racist. Well when a white 21 year old dumbass with dreadlocks is racist, and people are going around saying “all white people are racist” (which would include Hillary)

Said it elsewhere, but bears repeating:

Congrats on presenting me with the most terrifying words that I’ve read all day.

We have been told very often over the past year that if we don’t cede public discourse to honest to god Neo Nazis, then Freedom of Speech (TM) is dead in the water.

“DACA is against the will of the American people!”—Those Guys.

The same one in which the current Carrot-In-Chief is considered competent for his position? (Well, enough to get elected, at least.)

The reality that people of all genders, sexualities, races, whatever, have the ability to run for elected office.

Someone needs to take this poor, deluded idiot in hand and explain that this is a catastrophically terrible idea. She has already done her bit for King and Country with the WikiLeaks thing and needs to retire quietly to the sidelines. Surely she must realize that her public image is permanently compromised re:

He’s giving away a lot about his personal life here, I can tell.

So by your logic, Hillary should have no problem calling states like Alabama and West Virginia shitholes.

People who seize every opportunity to say “you shouldn’t ever expect a handout” also are the ones whose party is trying to abolish the estate tax.

What a shock (not!). Man with manufactured persona ultimately ends up being exposed for what he truly is: a dick.

Hmm. When Sager was sick, I mentioned it in passing to my neighbor, who I don’t even think is into sports. She said something about him being an asshole and it involving his first marriage. I blew her off as being nuts, but I guess maybe she was right?

But he wore such flashy and crazy sports coats. He’s such a great guy and human being.

No, she became legendary for standing up to stalking and horrible intrusion.

If I recall, Erin became legendary for wearing her birthday suit.

This is a really bad look for Sager, so I guess he really did die as he lived.