Good. She belongs in line at the fucking Gospel Mission.

This is just begging for someone to go rogue.

I wish that I could hear your crying on Election Day.

Everyone who ever loved you was mistaken.

.........Who said I was 35? Also, middle age is a social construct and is not literally the halfway point.

Someone needs to inform StolenValor about Kris Paranto.

Good news! That means he doesn’t hate you.

Yup. Instead of accepting it, we should be changing it.

I wonder when his defenders will acknowledge that leaving Western space technology in the hands of him and Richard Branson has allowed Putin to surpass us in space weaponry, because these guys obviously have no motive to develop such things.

Look everybody! Argument by unprovsble anecdote from someone who might be a liar!

“The system where we have given so much power to multimillionaires”

Unlike you, who sucks their dicks without question because you have it in your head that one day you’ll join them! Even though you don’t have an iota of intelligence or talent.

Yeah...but...but....he doesn’t give Gawker everything they want! You gotta go to the EXXXXXXTTTTRRREEMME!!!!

A hot blonde and a good job.

Your mother should have made friends with a coat hanger.

Something tells me that they’re not going to be so out in the open with this shit after the shit kicking in November.

LoLOL BatBlight’s family is worth less than shit.

But watch the Sparks fly with him if you dare insult Montana!

You can stop defending them, you’re NEVER going to join them.

Gizmodo is shit.