You are completely incapable of detecting sardonic commentary, are you?

Don’t stand on your tiptoes; the joke might decapitate you.

Don’t stand on your tiptoes; the joke might decapitate you.

There is. Put all elections in the hands of the feds—certain states have proven that they are not to be trusted—make it crystal clear that all shenanigans are crimes, and sentence those found guilty of them to thirty years in prison, no parole, with a mandated minimum of medium security.

Oh, but didn’t you know? We’re all responsible for the sins of past administrations. Even when they didn’t belong to the party we support.

Just because someone does something wrong doesn’t mean that they are incorrect when they point out others doing wrong.

Ah, modern attention spans.

We kind of need to go down there and no-mercy hunt these detestable death squads to Hell.

I’m just curious....who do you think you’re impressing? The cockroaches in that basement you’re in?

Hey look everybody, it’s the edgiest guy in the Arby’s breakroom!

It’s not entitlement to want what you paid for, you worthless piece of shit. Your mother should have had an abortion.

Their parents should be publically whipped for the way they raised them.

What we need to do is investigate the Koch’s for criminal dealings, and then when we inevitably find it, jail them and take their billions as profits of crime.

There’s a conspiracy theory that more or less goes that they’re just pretending to oppose the GOP.

Collegiate liberals, collegiate Objectivists, and collegiate libertarians all share one common thread: Whenever they open their mouths, they remind us all why we had the voting age at 21.

Did this fucking website get bought by a Republican? I’m starting to wonder.

Well, there’s a very good argument that under 45ers aren’t either.

If you’re under 40,you are not middle aged.

To me, it’s a two-way street in a restaurant. Customers? You are expected to tip. Do so. And be generous. If you receive good service, recongize it. Servers? You are not entitled to a good tip. Earn it.