This type of alleged logic is why you answer to a 19 year old at work.

Or...we do this: Mandatory Voting.

That’s what needs to be changed.

In name only. They should be required during the opening segment of MNF to make the guy who got them through math classes.

“I know the Earth is round because I have seen its shadow on the moon...and I trust a shadow more than the Church. I also trust a pile of shit more than the Internet.”

It’s time for DTWS to come off the air.

This hurts to say, but this article misinterprets what he said. He said that so many law enforcement officials were in the NRA that they would be a law enforcement agency of their own if that translated over.

Go Make America Great Again with some Drano.

I like how your weak attempt at both reasoning and sarcasm make it abundantly clear that yep, you truly are Polish.

A public figure is an elected or appointed official. This man is neither. He is, like you, a piece of shit.

You know what else isn’t real, sister-fuckers?

Keep fighting the election from a year ago as if nothing has changed dude! And whatever you do, don’t look up predictions for November. I’m....thinking you’re going to be replaying Hillary’s concession speech over and over again on your phone that night.

I’ll see that and raise you the Ottoman victory over the Safavid Persians at the battle of Chaldiran in 1514.

We deposed a Prime Minister in Iran, not a President.

You know, righties are using “we do it too” as a lame excuse to defend the Russians. Because you know, party over country.

Why don’t we have to tolerate this when we did this to others?

You would also respectfully argue that the world would not be a better place if your family was trapped in a grease fire.

Hyuk Hyuk! Ya’ll are so clever! That’s why you wear a name tag to work!

“I made a sophomoric and ignorant comment to show what an edgelord I am and to show how I don’t like to think about the actual differences and nuances in the scenario, and now I’m shocked that someone else realized that my comment really didn’t deserve anything but a flippant and truthful insult. How dare they not…

“She asked that her identity not be exposed”