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Because Vince McMahon doesn’t give two shits what the fans want, a luxury afforded him by the death of WCW.

I didn’t say you were Trump Trash. In fact, I worked as hard as I could to make it clear that I wasn’t including you.

It’s theirs, whatever it is. What I find fucking hilarious is how many Trump Trash who look down on these recipients...are fucking Wal-Mart employees. Newsflash to those people: You ain’t no better.

Ok McDonalds employee.

That would require Eric Carvalho to admit that he is trash.

Yeah, that’s a good report to this article’s statistics! Unverifiable anecdotes from an asshole with a Hank Hill avatar!

By your “It’s not their money” logic....your money belongs to your boss, not you.

“Defense spending is there to indirectly enrich the 1 percent by attacking other nations for their natural resources, even though said nation isn’t even remotely a threat to the USA”

You should have been drowned at birth.

You ain’t hard.

1. Andif you take out one or two of them with an AR, they’re going to kill you—after making you watch them rape your children. Soldiers know how to make you pay for making them bleed.

It wasn’t then either. Muskets are useless without being used by a disclipined army, and long rifles couldn’t reload fast enough to stop the incoming bayonet charge, as the AmRev itself showed time and time again.

Do you know how far a shockwave from a modern thermonuclear missile will go? Hit the city, and you’ll take the countryside with it.

Apollo is precisely why Hollywood needs to kill the action movies.

Translation from the TL;DR drivel: Your entire rationale for owning semi-autos is because of a fucking fantasy.

Given that your family is shit, how do you know he’d connect?

“Herpy derp! They do it too! Ah’m the edgiest guy in the Arby’s breakroom!”

Yup. And yours too.

At this point, I think that’s exactly what they’d do.

“Because teh babies”