When this nightmare is over, it’s time for Russia to fucking glow in the dark.

Ah, radio hosts.

It’s a favorite tactic of Internet assholes to offhandedly claim they are a minority to give their argument weight. We’re not fucking stupid.

Why don’t you tell us your policy about tipping four star restaurants? Oh wait, here it is: You walk in the door, and the maitre’d tells you to leave.

If you think that Democrats are going to lose white female votes—again, white female voters are abandoning him in droves, look it up—because of something my ass said on a board, then you’re stupider than I fucking thought.

1. You have a Cyclops avatar. Shut the fuck up.

Someone like yourself is a regular buffet eater!?! What a shock!!!!

“I’m not white”

Ah, ok.

You seem very intelligent and well-informed. So what’s up with the lack of capitalization? I’m not criticizing, I’m really just asking.

Are you one of those assholes who takes a “Hah Hah We Won And You Didn’t!” attitude towards serious political discourse? You know, because you’ve never actually won anything on your own merits in your pathetic, shit-stained life?

“Maybe if POCin Detroit and Milwaukee hadn’t been verifiably subject to voter suppression”

Show me a white woman who voted for Trump, and I’ll show you a woman who claims that she falls into doors on a regular basis.

You know piles of dogshit like BirdOPrey, who argue that you’re the real racist?

Trump minds cannot be swayed. The only way to handle them in the future is with IQ testing laws for voter literacy.

Yeah man! Obama was one of them, man! Pass the joint, man!

Repeat after me, the both of you: Mandatory voting.

Oh yeah, because one election decides everything forever and ever! Especially the biggest fluke election in American history!

It’s hard to ignore someone who is ruining lives as often as I take a shit.

People.