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Then get it in your thick fucking skull, dude. They ALL need to go.

Except that Citizens United didn’t create a foolproof world for the corporations. The other side can fight back—and on this issue, the side of the angels has some BIG guns, such as Facebook, Google, and Amazon. That’s just for starters.

If the Democrats are motivated, it doesn’t really matter what motivates those pieces of shit. They are outnumbered.

This article right here?

Wouldn’t most Rick and Morty fans already know about the shortage of Szechuan sauce at McDs? I mean....after all, they work there.

Man, I’ll just be the one to admit it: She’s developed into a cute girl.

I think it goes without saying that it is long past time for Manning to retire.

So you automatically assume that he’s senile because he’s older? Why do I have a feeling that your opinion is going to be quite different 10 years from now?

Why didn’t your mother better society and have an abortion?

For worse. It’s definitely for the worse.

That’s because we are weaklings.

No. Evidently, a solid apology means that you use vague euphemisms.

This is all kind of vague. What the fuck actually happened?

Well, in the case of this group, I think the unfitness to be where they are is obvious. But about that economy...

“They are damn hard workers, though”

Hah! See, they’re all dead. Told you something was wrong.

Call me a pedant for historical accuracy if you must, but heavy metal wasn’t around in the 50's ; p

Like I said, it’s illegal.

Well yeah sure. For instance, your boss doesn’t want you insanely bleating about uncles and crack, he just wants the lettuce on the burger Patty.

That 30 percent of the country MAXIMUM—this includes conservative and frustrated people who are currently aligning with racists out of frustration—is a minority? Yeah, I feel comfortable in asserting that. ; )