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HoldTheDoorAndDontDropYourPhoneInTheToilet
holdthedooranddontdropyourphoneinthetoilet

“One of my best friends is a federal agent”

You’re white trash. You and people like you already do that shit; the allegedly liberal media just doesn’t report on it.

When the people in your life tell you that you’re smart, they only do so in order to keep you from drinking Drano. So you know.

“That’s a lot lower percentage of mistakes than I makeat work”

Yes you are. And you’re also a lying piece of shit.

That’s not going to happen. Trump getting impeached is.

Who plans to appoint a black Muslim to the seat. Tell me, how do you think that will fly in Trump’s America?

Thank you. I’m sick and fucking tired of being in the Ned Stark Party.

For extra points....remember that the pedophile was LORD WALDER FREY.

Whatever. Go get me my fries now. That’s what white trash beasts like you are put on this Earth to do.

Prove that you’re Jewish.

You’re not. But you sure are a liar..

They better laugh it up now.

Are you going to cry when Trumpie is led out in handcuffs in a year? I bet you do. I bet you beat your fat wife too.

More Jews served in WW1 for Germany than any other nation. Con Hindenburg even demanded that Hitler’s first anti-Semitic laws have an exemption for WW1 vets.

It’s not the liberals fault that you are a loser. It’s not the minorities fault. It is your fault. You are mediocre, and anyone who has ever told you otherwise either wanted something from you or didn’t want you to kill yourself. We both are white, but you will never be my equal. Ever.

Q: What did MasterBlaster’s mother do after giving birth to him?

We do need to get radical Muslims. Like the one in Las Vegas. Or the one who shot up that church in Texas. Or that racist who shot up the church in SC. Or Timothy McVeigh......

Hey, you wanna make America Great Again?

Yup. Worthless white trash. Dogs have more value than your family does. Shit has more value.