Tell him to never call himself an American Patriot again.

Counter-counter point: There is such things as bar sluts.

I’d seriously reconsider my spouse

You’re making people sympathize with the Boston Marathon bomber.

If someone is offended by an anti-fascism message, then they are not people whose money you should want.

Dear Rest of the World,

You’re needed at your present job, flipping burgers.

Anyone who ever loved you was wrong.

Your mother should have had an abortion.

I’ll just point out that the last time an NBA owner was in a similar situation, they LITERALLY FORCED HIM TO SELL THE TEAM.

This is why laws are needed against the hiring of fraternity connections.

It’s to.e for a maximum voting  age.