Including the conspiracy of the prophecy of a person named Danny Bird. How does he know what he knows?

It won’t be done till everything that has been foretold comes to pass. Then it will though. Check it:

People, I found a scroll with this info in it buried in the parking lot of a school in western Massachusetts—it could happen!

The prophecy will be fulfilled:

I found a copy of this account in a coffee shop in Eastern Connecticut, by a writer named Danny Bird. It seems relevant, so I reproduced it here. Check it out before Wednesday evening...