So Long and Thanks for all the Fish, Ridley. Won’t be watching this next installment of the drab Alien Pre-Quels then.

Chocolate Malted?

could you jamb your nose any further up his race baiting ass?

I also said antiquainted terms like “indian summer” are offensive to Native Americans

If Calvin and Hobbes was the only book taught in school k-4, the world would be a better place.

looks like all his victims are finally paying it forward.

where are you getting such a fantastic deal? like what city and who is your carrier?

will do, as soon as I sign up for twitter ;)

#TeamTyrese - Lets make this a thing.

they will dig up there, find the chamber, then BOOM ! the whole thing will collapse into a pile of rubble. The economy of egypt will collapse, the nile will dry up and chaos will reign supreme, it going to be ugly. Either that are it will be a bunch of loose rock used as fill because the slaves that built it were…

300? wtf no way. Its not like john voight owned that car

still soccer, so..... meh.

huh? whatdafuq?

A-well-a, everybody’s heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A-w…

oh hell yes!

You mention God, but I see picture or read any reference to Tom Brady, G.O.A.T.

taped up roll of nickels. add some weight behind that punch. only $2 to toss away if you have to.

Gentlemen, I think we have found the end point of the Bermuda Triangle. Bet if we search hard enough, we will find 5 Grumman Avengers around that intersection....

If a show airs at 1 am and no one is watching, on a channel that no one watches, did that show really air?

the idea of a large-scale, technological intervention to chill out Earth’s climate is not.