So those Brazilian soccer players in the shower were providing DNA samples for testing?

I thought “Fuck” was just his title: “Mr. Larry Bird”, “Dr. Neil Degrasse Tyson”, “Sir Edmund Hillary”, and, “Fuck LaVar Ball”

For an extra one time payment of $20, they’ll also tell you if your kid is gay.

I thought using “LaVar Ball” canceled out “Fuck”. English grammar is so confusing.

Fuck this fucking family straight to hell. 2018, we are counting the seconds.

They are building a special “moon door” in Trump Tower for him right now.

Tebow

Is it wrong that I irrationally root for a 19 year old to fail because his Dad is an all-time terrible sports dad? Yeah, probably. Is this gonna stop me? No, probably not.

I’m sure he’s a good kid, but has a rookie come into any league with as many people wanting him to fail as Lonzo Ball?

I wouldn’t call it a “disaster.”

“Acting presidential” is also something that shouldn’t happen so infrequently that people feel obligated to go out of their way to highlight it when it does as some sort of accomplishment.

I say its an asshole tax for anybody shallow enough to pay 500 for a bottle of alcohol.

“Emma Stone gets nailed” - you may have stumbled upon the reason male co-stars were willing to take less to work with her. 

I do, and I will tell you why. They notice and act accordingly. There is no better way to ingratiate yourself to a place you frequent than consistently leaving (even a small) tip. I leave $2 for takeout under $20, and up to $5 for $20-50, and my discretion thereafter.

This reads like a cookie cutter to response to the “Boston fans aren’t racist towards black baseball players” that we’ve already had to read multiple times just this year. At what point is it a cultural problem and not just a few bad apples?

“being disrespectful towards our government”

I remember before the election, everyone acted shocked that a lot of people didn’t see to care about Trump’s latest offensive comment. This is the reason why. When everything is offensive, nothing is offensive. Pick your battles. I agree with “SJWs” on some issues, but they really need to learn this.

Im not totally sure I would call them people.

I’ve worked a number of jobs which required me to carry a gun. Not bragging, just stating. This whole thing about librulz don’t know how to shoot is crapola.

It also misses the point of what an American, modern civil war would be with such militias: just look at Syria. It would be a free-for-all gang war, with all these little militias performing hit-and-run attacks, kidnappings, bombings, carving out turf, getting into pissing matches with the police and federal…