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Where, realistically, could you watch videos?

Yeah, I spent my free time in high school playing basketball and watching my friends blow shit up (I was too scared, or smart, to do it, but I’d watch). I’m glad that I was able to surpass at least some people in terms of positive impact on the community.

The “companion” is an “I’ve berated an assistant manager at Kohl’s on Black Friday” starter pack.

That horny, racist, attention-seeking bird has been inspired to run for bird president.

Has a girlfriend who’s a model, but she lives in Canada and that’s why nobody has met her.

it seems like there’s a remote possibility Steven Seagal could become some sort of living joke at a date in the distant future

Anyway, fuck Steven Seagal.

The play was flagged, and it remains to be seen if Trevathan will be fined and/or suspended.

Hey its that school that cared more about winning football than protecting kids from a horrible human being.

Gee, I wonder how the German fan “randomly” chose Cleveland as his team...

Those microwaves are going to be starting at QB soon.

My company does business with Pilot Flying J. We asked them to complete a credit application as we were selling them several microwaves to their stores and they are notoriously slow about paying their invoices. They balked at the idea, saying that they were a large corporation with billions in revenue and shouldn’t

Fudolf Twitler needs to fuck off already.

Joe the Plumber: The Startup Wizard RealAmerica deserves.

Remember that girl who wouldn’t go out with you last spring?

I would like to give you an extra star for “Cantaloupe Caligula”.

What experience?? He had the seed money, everything else is build by people who worked for him because he had what they didn’t and they wanted a piece of the action. Just like all those lined up around him now. Each one of them there to massage his ego for their own motives/benefit. All of them are enablers who fed

“the biggest compliment white people have for tropical brown people is that they’re hospitable”

Meet with transgender people serving in the military? Trump has more important things to do like brag to Boy Scouts about how great he is.

And pretend to be experts for 3 weeks before forgetting again.