I think we all know that lasagna got Julian Casablancas strung out on lasagna. Have you ever had even just okay lasagna? That shit'll make you a better person.

I can't wait for Paul Banks to tweet, "Hey assholes, yelping our songs in British accents doesn't make them sound any less like our music."

Last Impressions of Actual Songs

You must feel very deeply about this, taking such a hard stance. No dicking around, no matter how cocksure you appear. Different strokes, I guess.

Given this wave of shark-themed disaster films, there's no escaping this one.

No… But I would love to see Ice Sharks vs. Sharkcano.

Sharknado 6: Antsharktica

Just as real as the dump in his diapers right now.

Yeah… I had no interest in a Benioff/Weiss follow-up of any kind. This, however, does sound worth the watch. So, we'll see what happens.

The biggest stars burn out the fastest. Looks like the Mooch is loose in the world.

Sansa started earning her stripes this week. Her no-bullshit attitude to ruling has the makings of a satisfying Olenna-redux.

This just came off as a series of good-to-great scenes that lacked cohesion. One thing that was interesting is that this episode was edited differently, in that the stories cut in and out of one another more than usual. Often, a Game of Thrones episode will start with one story, tell a bunch of others, and often…

If only I could care about the two leads just a hair more, and it might be my favorite film. Instead, it's just a beautiful, often lovely, sad work of genius.

Arguably the most recognizable presence of the French new wave, and easily its most exciting performer. One of the ages.

Days of Heaven is one of my five favorite films, and his performance in it is easily the most dynamic, soulful human element.

Nothing. Dan Harmon was a showrunner for The Sarah Silverman Program, though. So, it'd be a nod at that.

Other than the "Auto Erotic Assimilation" Easter egg, I do hope we get a full-fledged Community reunion at some point, with maybe a Sarah Silverman cameo for fun.

It's actually Pepa, and they're gonna push the envelope with this sequel. Push it real good.

I heard Dylan the Pickle auditioned for this, and that he, in his Trump suit, used the election as inspiration for his audition theft.

That's how far these kids will go to get their respective feet in the door.